{"id":29,"date":"2011-07-26T22:44:30","date_gmt":"2011-07-26T22:44:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/?p=29"},"modified":"2011-07-26T22:47:48","modified_gmt":"2011-07-26T22:47:48","slug":"unveiling-the-switchphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/unveiling-the-switchphone\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ultimate Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Phones have lots of cool things in them, such as GPS and cameras and godawful word processors and occasionally Flash if your phone manufacturer doesn&#8217;t hold an unnecessary grudge against Adobe.<\/p>\n<p>However, they do not yet have one very important function; an inbuilt switchblade!<\/p>\n<p>Behold, my switchPhone!<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i568.photobucket.com\/albums\/ss129\/archadios\/switchPhone.png\" alt=\"switchblade phone!\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I think it should run on Android. But I drew an iPhone shape because it&#8217;s easier!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this would be worth an extra &#163;100 easily. After all, think of the uses! Got some tough packaging? Cut it! Got a stick and half an hour? Sharpen it! Someone trying to steal your phone? SWITCHBLADE TO THE UTERUS! FOLLOWED BY SHARPENED STICK!<\/p>\n<p>HTC have not replied to my emails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phones have lots of cool things in them, such as GPS and cameras and godawful word processors and occasionally Flash if your phone manufacturer doesn&#8217;t hold an unnecessary grudge against Adobe. However, they do not yet have one very important &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/unveiling-the-switchphone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-for-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33,"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radicaldog.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}